Are we really this Crunchy?

Hullo! How's it going? I'm bringing you this interesting 'Men versus Women' piece someone forwarded to my inbox. It makes a good laugh if you have a good sense of humour but Between u & I, i think it deserves a good thought......lol!

NAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah but if Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

BILLS

Eating out, when the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want their change back. But the girls? No way! When they get their bill, out comes their pocket calculators……

BATHROOM

Men have about six items in their bathrooms: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel…… you know, necessary stuffs. But guess what? The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is one hundred and fifty something, most of which the guys are unable to identify!

ARGUMENT

A woman is louder in arguments and usually have the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Tip for the boyz here; shut up and start nodding when your ears begin to ache……..lol!

SUCCESS

Whereas a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does, remarkably well!!!

DRESSING UP

Where men only dress up for weddings and funerals, women dress up for nearly everything; shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and even to get the mail. What’s more, men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed but women somehow deteriorate during the night. Whadda heck!

OFFSPRING

Ah, children! A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house but the woman? Gosh, she knows EVERYTHING about her children; both relevant and irrelevant stuffs trust me, and you’ll be amazed at how easily her brain churns out those private family info. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, dreams, secret fears, hopes and yes, first kisses and first crushes too, including those who borrowed items and ‘forgot’ to return them. She knows when last you bought her flowers, held her hand or kissed her in public or even said the L word. With such love for data, isn’t it a wonder why we suffer at the National Statistics Bureau? Ooooooo!

Check up on this one that proves that men have better friends.

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she tells her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's ten best friends and b-o-o-m, none of them knows anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's ten best friends. Eight confirms that he had slept over, and two say he is still there.

See?